Sunday, April 4, 2010
The Expendables is an upcoming film directed by Sylvester Stallone, and stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Stratham, Jet Li, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren (the badass Russian fighter from Rocky IV), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, and more. Not to mention the several cameos that will be involved as well.
Let me just say, Jesus Christ. If this isn't the biggest action star orgy I have ever seen, I don't know what it is. I think it's safe to say that no matter how awful or great this movie is, it is bound to make millions out of ticket sales from interest in the cast list alone. I am proud to admit I will gladly give them my 10 bucks, because this looks fuckin' sweet. I'm a sucker for movies like this; anything I have learned about quality films over the years is totally irrelevant here.
The only downside is the list of actors who we know won't be appearing in the film. Actors ranging from Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, and Kurt Russell have apparently turned down offered roles. Jerks.